1. You will Narfle the Garthok

2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight

3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok

Narfle the Garthok by Tipsy T June 19, 2008

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narfle the garthog

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.

Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

narfle the garthog by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004

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narfle the garthog

to suck the big one

life really narfles the garthog

narfle the garthog by poverty sucks April 30, 2004

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narfle the garthok

To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.

Narfle the Garthok:

That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.

narfle the garthok by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010

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narle

When something is really over the edge. big. bad. has lots of spikes. harsh. kinda like a punk rocker with pins. a huge pitching wave.

can be either narle, narley, gnarley, narley-est,

narle-dude or narle-dudette

I just caught the most narle wave dude!

That smoke is most narle!

This narle plant poked me with spikes.

narle by rockitfish August 30, 2007

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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