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A word for sneer but less angry and more funny. It can also be to express a moment of nerd rage such as, getting killed at 24 kills in mw2 or getting killed right before a perfection in halo reach.
Girlfriend: I'm dating a guy for money.
Boyfriend: WHY!?
Girlfriend: So i can see you over the summer.

-summer-
Girlfriend: I can't come.
Boyfriend: WHY NO!?
Girlfriend: I don't have any money.
Boyfriend: NARFACE!!!
Narface by Zeon Friggles July 13, 2011
Words you can keep
Those give-away creases and indentations on your cheeks caused by prolonged contact with sheets and pillows while sleeping.
M: "Adam, why didn't you come down for dinner when I called you?"

A: "Sorry mum, I was studying really, REALLY hard."

M: "Then why do you have napface?"
napface by loulahoula September 28, 2012
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Narfage (est.) 2002
Noun, verb, adjective, adverb, interjection.

Narfage is what I like to call a "filler" word. When you have nothing else to say, just drop it into the sentence. It can mean anything you want it to.
You narfage, why did you steal my hoagie?
Why you gotta go an' do that narfage?
Narfage! I ruined the day by wearing the polka dot bikini from target.
I totally narfaged up that test.
narfage by Kirbitz September 5, 2004
having the face of the ngr
OMG THAT NGRFACE JUST r kelly'd MY SISTA
ngrface by secks August 5, 2003
interjection, noun, adjective, adverb, verb

Is to used by the speaker when one has either nothing to say or is in any type of sad, happy, humorous, etc. mood. Although is mostly used to "spice" up a sentence
The narfages went to see a bluegrass singer at CCAC!

I want my stinkin' lousy breakfast!

This lollipop tastes narfagey.
narfage by Caitlin aka klon brown September 9, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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