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Naples, NY 

A beautiful little old timey village in central NY, FLX nestled under Canandaigua lake.
With a population of under 1k its hard to not run into someone you know, or is related to you in some way or another.
Famous for its annual grape festival, where you can get the finest grape pies.
Make sure you say hello to the lovely mayor Brian as he is a man of his community!

He has been serving the village for over a decade!

Recommended places to visit:
middletown tavern,
Josephs market,
Old school cafe,
The naples hotel (its haunted)
Roots cafe,
Inspire moore winery,
Sutton spoons,
Artizanns.
And many more!

Dont miss out on this hidden gem.
“I heard that naples, ny has a grape festival?”
Yeah! Youve gotta have monicas pies!

“Whats there to do in naples, ny?”
they have a party in the park every week in the middle of town where they play music! Its right by the music store.

“When is the best time to visit naples, ny?”
Autumn! You can see the leaves change color & the second to last week of september they host the annual grape festival”
Naples, NY by Schenkatron1999 October 2, 2025
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