Napkining

The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.

Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…

Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.

by Copppertoan December 18, 2021

napkinnate

a man with napkins and more napkins

the napkinnate is famous

by pooshko September 18, 2019

napkinned

Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.

I wish we could go back in time. I want to be swallowed or napkinned, not born.

by Dirpidirp July 12, 2019

Nappening

When napping is imminently going to happen.

I see its raining outside all day and I'm hungover. Definitely nappening type of day! (I know one could say "napping", but fuck that...).

#napping

by Addilast June 8, 2016

Nappening

When napping is imminently going to happen.

I see its raining outside all day and I'm hungover. Definitely nappening type of day! (I know one could say "napping", but fuck that...).

#napping

by Addilast June 8, 2016

Nappening

When napping is imminently going to happen.

I see its raining outside all day and I'm hungover. Definitely nappening type of day! (I know one could say "napping", but fuck that...).

#napping

by Addilast June 8, 2016