napkinned

Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.

I wish we could go back in time. I want to be swallowed or napkinned, not born.

by Dirpidirp July 12, 2019

napkinnate

a man with napkins and more napkins

the napkinnate is famous

by pooshko September 18, 2019