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napkinned
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Instead of
being born
,
the mother
has a
headache
and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.
I wish we could go
back in time
. I
want to
be
swallowed
or napkinned, not born.
napkinned
by
Dirpidirp
July 12, 2019
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