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Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat

The name jeff hat

These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes
"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"
name jeff by alv3l May 19, 2018
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A shorter way of saying my name is jeff.

My Name Jeff 

1: Hey, My Name Jeff.
2: I like you
My Name Jeff by Alfie Ayy Lmao April 19, 2017

My name jeff 

A rude way to tell someone you don't want to engage with them. Basically telling someone to fuck off.
Person 1: hey

Person 2: my name jeff

Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: my name jeff
My name jeff by Prelewddude May 20, 2018

My Name Jeff 

My Name Jeff by Poooo is yummy September 10, 2020

My name Jeff 

The best most op meme on the planet or should I say the universe.
1:Whats your name
2:My name Jeff
1:your the best

My name Jeff 

Best Meme, you say My name Jeff whenever you're introducing yourself to anyone.
Someone: Hey, What's your name?
Me: My name Jeff! Rawr XD
My name Jeff by Slavesta May 30, 2018
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