naked lap

A naked lap happens in a drinking game/bar sport when one person achieves the winning score while the other person fails to make some minimum number of points.

In ten-cup beer pong for example, if seven cups remain on the table at the end of the game, the team with seven cups left has to run a naked lap.

In pool, a 7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) is usually grounds for a naked lap.

Many rules have been established for other common sports such as darts, foosball etc., but the threshold for naked lapping tends to vary from venue to venue.

Bro, I naked lapped Marcus in pool yesterday.

When are you running your naked lap, Todd?

naked lap by aymoney February 7, 2018

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Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

Naked Lap by Siiiiixxxxxxyyyyy May 12, 2018

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naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

naked lap by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

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Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.

John is getting a naked lap dance.

Naked lap dance by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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