aiden: Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Jessica so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to class I get a massive fucking erection. My dreams are nothing but constant primal animalistic sex with Jessica. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those sperm should've been fertilized inside of Jessica's tight ass pussy. I want her to have my babies.
max: you down nefarious
Nazario is the definition of amazing. If you know a nazario you are one of the lucky few who get the privilege. With a quite and shy demeaner hiding their witty and sarcastic humor. If you can get a nazario to laugh and smile it will brighten up your whole day, with have the most contagious laugh you won't be able to help but smile and laugh along. Nazarios are the. Most trust worthy and loyal people you will ever meet, they have a caring and compassionate and pure heart and of they care about you you are very lucky.
The Nefario Principle states that the bigger the mass of an object, the quicker the effect of a shrink ray wears off.
The larger the mass of an object, the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! I call it the Nefario Principle. I just came up with it now, actually.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.