Plot Gremlin

A character whose only purpose in a story is to make things worse, usually just for their own amusement

You know dave there's a fine line between Villain and Plot Gremlin

by Dastvan August 24, 2020

Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 03, 2019

Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020

Demiwolf

A fancier and slightly cooler way of saying that someone was 'Raised by wolves'

What's up with the new guy?
He's a Demiwolf.
...holy shit that's badass

by Dastvan June 03, 2019

Dr Nefarious

The Hammiest Ham to ever Ham in a Hamfest

Dr Nefarious: Possibly the most over the top villain in history and we all love him for it.

by Dastvan June 09, 2019

Nevermoor

The name of a stellar book series from down under involving giant cats, railway systems involving umbrellas, a school for gifted youngsters called "The Wundrous Society", (Yes we know it's spelt wrong shut up) a hotel that adapts to the people staying there and a bazaar that doesn't obey the laws of physics

TLDR it's a very nice book series go out and read it you insufferable twat

'Hey jeff what're you reading.'
'Just this book called Nevermoor, It's not bad at all

by Dastvan May 09, 2019