Bella: "Edvard, we is married nao. Please penetrate my virgin entrance. Tee hee hee!" ^_^
Upon casting his creepy, yellowish eyes on his new wife, Edtard observes that she has already pealed her fucking wedding dress off. Edtard, being the flaming homosexual he is (he fucking SPARKLES and has never once dated a girl before Bella), sees her perky, high school girl breasts, and is suddenly disgusted.
Edtard: "Nyarg." ಠ_ಠ
Fortunately, he was able to get through the hot and sweaty night by thinking of a wild threesome between himself, Emmett, and Jasper as he violently pounded into his new wife, who, unbenownst to him, had a shattered pelvis and was suffering from internal bleeding.
It's a Breaking Dawn spoiler! Sorry, to any of you angry Twitards! I suppose I should have warned you earlier.
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It can also be used when you have nothing else to say, because sometimes when you need a moment, you don't always have Twix.
Jane: "Dick...I-I have something to tell you. I've been thinking about it for awhile, and...well..."
Dick: "Yes? What is it, my sweet little bran muffin?"
Jane: "I...I love you, Dick!"
*Pregnant pause*
Dick: "Nyarg."
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Additionally, 'nyarg' can be used when choking on the aforementioned bran muffin.
Dick: "Yeah, so, mmph...yum. Anyway, after looking at some rather delicious hentai, I--"
Carlos: "Hey, what's with the weird face? You...uh, you look like you're cumming. You okay, man?"
Dick: "Ack...ah...NYARG!"
After Dick collapsed on the floor, twitching rather pathetically, Carlos continued to look on with abject fascination, completely oblivious to the growing tightness in his own pants. It was only after Dick's chest ceased to heave and his limbs went limp that Carlos realized that 'nyarg' was a call for help, and not, in fact, a lustful moan.
The bran muffin wasn't that particularly good, anyway.
Back to the point: That isn't to say that it couldn't be a lustful moan, though. It probably could be. But I don't think I have to provide an example for that one. You've probably got the idea by now.
Now, run off, little one! Share your knowledge of nyarg with the world! Remember that Mommy loves you!
Upon casting his creepy, yellowish eyes on his new wife, Edtard observes that she has already pealed her fucking wedding dress off. Edtard, being the flaming homosexual he is (he fucking SPARKLES and has never once dated a girl before Bella), sees her perky, high school girl breasts, and is suddenly disgusted.
Edtard: "Nyarg." ಠ_ಠ
Fortunately, he was able to get through the hot and sweaty night by thinking of a wild threesome between himself, Emmett, and Jasper as he violently pounded into his new wife, who, unbenownst to him, had a shattered pelvis and was suffering from internal bleeding.
It's a Breaking Dawn spoiler! Sorry, to any of you angry Twitards! I suppose I should have warned you earlier.
--
It can also be used when you have nothing else to say, because sometimes when you need a moment, you don't always have Twix.
Jane: "Dick...I-I have something to tell you. I've been thinking about it for awhile, and...well..."
Dick: "Yes? What is it, my sweet little bran muffin?"
Jane: "I...I love you, Dick!"
*Pregnant pause*
Dick: "Nyarg."
--
Additionally, 'nyarg' can be used when choking on the aforementioned bran muffin.
Dick: "Yeah, so, mmph...yum. Anyway, after looking at some rather delicious hentai, I--"
Carlos: "Hey, what's with the weird face? You...uh, you look like you're cumming. You okay, man?"
Dick: "Ack...ah...NYARG!"
After Dick collapsed on the floor, twitching rather pathetically, Carlos continued to look on with abject fascination, completely oblivious to the growing tightness in his own pants. It was only after Dick's chest ceased to heave and his limbs went limp that Carlos realized that 'nyarg' was a call for help, and not, in fact, a lustful moan.
The bran muffin wasn't that particularly good, anyway.
Back to the point: That isn't to say that it couldn't be a lustful moan, though. It probably could be. But I don't think I have to provide an example for that one. You've probably got the idea by now.
Now, run off, little one! Share your knowledge of nyarg with the world! Remember that Mommy loves you!
by L's Pocky January 17, 2009
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"oh, NYARGY NYARG NYARG"
by Sam Brook July 19, 2003
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used to describe a feeling of frustration; in a particularly bad situation that may seem hopeless; used to denote the feeling of hopelessness,
used to describe a feeling of frustration; in a particularly bad situation that may seem hopeless; used to denote the feeling of hopelessness,
"I expect you to submit a five-thousand word essay by tomorrow on the subject of the quadratic formula and its uses in everyday life."
"NYARG!"
"NYARG!"
by yellowmantarays March 4, 2013
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A guy sees a passerby chick's arse and shouts "nyarg!" in a gleeful way, arousing suspicion of being a rapist to those nearby.
by ArmpithairX666 October 25, 2008
Get the NYARG mug.This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.
I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉
by AndreiBossu69 January 21, 2021
Get the Narghile bamboozled mug.Narges is a common Persian name for girls. Knowing a Narges is fantastic. Being friends with one is even better. They are always super sweet and kind all the time without a doubt. Narges’ go out of their way to make you happy, and they always will. When she needs to be, she is strong willed and determined. All guys want her but she is very selective of who she likes back. Narges’ have lots of friends and all of her friends love her back. Narges’ can get really wild and crazy sometimes and she knows how to have a good time. Don’t get on her bad side though as she can be vicious like a group of attacking otters. Narges' are very intelligent, but they have their ditsy moments. Very beautiful, both on the inside and out. Often associated with music and art. If you ever meet a Narges, get to know them and become friends with one because they can always be counted on and will always be a great friend no matter what.
Guy 1: who was that you were with yesterday?
Guy 2: oh you mean Narges?
Guy 1: ya, she seems really nice
Guy 2: she really is
Guy 2: oh you mean Narges?
Guy 1: ya, she seems really nice
Guy 2: she really is
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a noise that indicates a need for attention.
similar to nomming but to a higher degree
sometimes spelled with additional a's
a noise that indicates a need for attention.
similar to nomming but to a higher degree
sometimes spelled with additional a's
by dicshunairi August 21, 2011
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