NUBF

never use bitch-ass friends

marley: aw she’s a NUBF don’t talk to her

NUBF by youwillneverknowherrealname February 25, 2023

Nubfy 

Pretty much as nooby as one can get. A Nubfy is more than just a nub. It is more than a noob, newb, n00b, etc. It is something beyond anything in the Universe. It is, the ultimatum of all nubs.

Cryonub: DAMN that guy mastered the nub form! He's a Nubfy!
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.

Nubfy by _Cryogen September 10, 2016

nubfuck 

To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.

Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."

nubfuck by IndieSnob November 25, 2006

nubfagspk 

The incorrect combination of 1337, netspk, and plain stupidity. Evolved directly from users of 4chan and gaiaonline.

Ef U uze nubfagspk, U luv teh pen0r.

Correct english: If you use nubfagspk, you love the cock.
Correct ntspk: if u uz nubfagspk, u LTC
Correct 1337: ||= \;0|_| |_|53 |\|008|=495|>34|< \;0|_| <3 73|-| (0(|<.

nubfagspk by napoleon_danneskjold November 25, 2007

Nubface 

Similar to nub or noob used popularly in online gaming to describe players new to the game or crappy at it in general.

Also see Kisame.

"I looked up nubface in the dictionary, and this picture was there."

"Haha, what a nubface, even Kisame can kill him!"

Nubface by TanisHH July 23, 2008

nubflan 

someone who sucks at everything and is a big ass noob.

cassy is a nubflan.

nubflan by noodleheads August 6, 2010

nubface 

noun describing one who is nubbly, synonym for nubtard

stfu fuckin nubface
eat a bag of dicks, nubface

nubface by angry_gnome August 16, 2004