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When eating a chinese resturant, jason asked the waitress, "how is your service so fast?". Her reply, in a thick chinese accent, "No Time Fuck Around!".
NTFA by quincy March 10, 2005
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NTFA • NTfag • ntfah
Never Touch Fiat Again - An NFT Project that backs real world assets like gold with NFTs. The concept of fiat or printed money being dirty and the promise of owning gold and digital assets promote a narrative of never using cash again.
Did you see the project NTFA they have real gold bars in their NFTs!

The bank says I have to wait 3 more days for my deposit to clear, NTFA!!
NTFA by c0mput3rxz August 26, 2021
No Time For Amateur Hour!!!
When a person is being lazy.

NTFAH!

@ the GYM, training partner not lifting heavy weights.

NTFAH
ntfah by machineaz September 7, 2011
NT meaning neurotypical and fag meaning, fag.
NTfags are young, usually between the ages of 12-23. They’re popular, cocky often low intelligence or average intelligence at best. They get girls a lot and easily and they also frequently drink alcohol, go to parties and even harass and haze less popular or less NT people. They not only easily make but also keep relationships with others. For example Some male NTfags may be referred to as jocks and female NTfags as airheads or bimbos.
Derek : “I’m sick to hell and back with these NTfags at this school”
Frank : “I know mate, I can barely take them. That’s another reason I said screw it and left the school.”
NTfag by Joseph Sneep August 11, 2023
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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