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NOOBSLUNT 

A person who likes to act stupid and sluntacious... but who is really the nicest person you could wish to meet once you get to know them.
1. That Erica is such an annoying Noobslunt....she comes in the room acting like a real noobslunt...everybody who meets Erica thinks she's a crackpot but she's harmless enough in a nonsensical way.

2. Thats ok...it's only Erica the noobslunt,,,just humour her and act like you know what she's talking about she'll soon stop bugging you.
NOOBSLUNT by smudgeybum April 24, 2008
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Noobshant 

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.
Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.

A NoobHunter 

In the game of Overwatch, when a player makes a pogchamp play or does something stupid, it is considered to be a "NoobHunter." Named after the popular Romanian Youtuber "NoobHunter" who makes daily compilation videos of these moments
Bro, a 6k? That's a NoobHunter right there man.
A NoobHunter by Orimaster May 13, 2020

noobslinger

A noob-slinger is one who kills many noobs in a video game. i.e. Call of Duty 4 & 5, Resistance and Resistance 2, Killzone, etc.
the term "noob" is simply another way to spell "newb", which is short for "newbie". The "slinger" part of the word originally came from Gun Slinger. A noob-slinger is simply a highly skilled player who kills the other layers with ease.
noobslinger: adjective; noun Dude you are such a noobslinger!
noobsling: verb; adverb You better watch out before I noobsling you!
noobslung: verb, past You just got noobslung!
noobslinging: verb; adverb Lets go noobslinging!
noobslinger by noobslinger February 19, 2009

noobshanting 

(verb)The act of saying something completely stupid and then once criticized for stupidity say you were joking when in actuality you are just very stupid
Noobshant: Dude what does lol mean
Person 2: It means laugh out loud
Noobshant: No it means Lots of Love
Person 2: Your so stupid
Noobshant: I'm just joking man

Person 2: Stop Noobshanting
noobshanting by L1dnop May 21, 2016

NoobHunter 

Best Torbjörn in the world and Twitch Streamer who also makes funny daily overwatch moments on YouTube, He is the Hunter of the Noobs.
And He also Likes to coom on the enemies.
Person A: NoobHunter Just coomed on the enemies.
Person B: Yes that was a huge coom.
NoobHunter by RedGre July 14, 2020

NoBluntAsaurus 

NoBluntAsaurus is a Disease in the ghetto smosh universe gained from having no weed, side effects include:

Losing all of your hair
Getting absolutely no bitches
"You've been diagnosed with the disease, NoBluntAsaurus" "What the f*ck is that???" "To put it in other words, you aint got no weed, bitchass ni**a"
NoBluntAsaurus by B073D March 2, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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