NHCFD 

National Health Coordination Fitness Directory
For fat, obese fucks to get fit.
Referred to in the office

Woman: NHCFD! Hah, thats where fat people go!
Guy: Kind of like you!

NHCFD by bigbruh69 April 11, 2019

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When a dugong farts out seaweed gas.

The dugong zcsrrgbjhvg vgcvbndcgtffevhgfgj,ljmgvbvfbgbfec nhhfdfbvffvvreedffrqd3gro9ped.

zcsrrgbjhvg vgcvbndcgtffevhgfgj,ljmgvbvfbgbfec nhhfdfbvffvvreedffrqd3gro9p by shnoppo May 10, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004