dugong

An oversized and undersexed Australian female mammal who lurks.

"Good lord, what is that at standing the bar?"
"Ah, that's the dugong. Steer clear my man".

by ba May 07, 2003

dugong

They need to be saved. Their main diet is sea grass.

Yo let's go save some dugongs.
Already? It's only like 10 in the morning.
Dude it's always time to save dugongs.

by Baby Bleu Cheese October 15, 2009

dugong

Slang for a solid excrement approximately 3 times the length of its diameter. esp. Australian

After coming back from the toilet. "Did you hear that Seaworld released a dugong?"
Before going to the toilet, ""I need to birth a baby dugong".

by The Mariner December 01, 2009

Dugong

An amazing sea animal that sucks up vegetation like a vacuum

Wow, that Dugong ate all the seaweed

by TGF1 January 29, 2009

dugonging

A girl who goes from table to table asking for food without their permission. Also, the person "dugonging" uses your cutlery and not their own.

Damn, can she stop dugonging? She's literally hungry all the fucking time.

by hollandslut October 12, 2017

Dugong

It is a name to call someone when they closely resemble the mammal. It is a way to call someone beautiful like the animal.

Person 1: Man i'm ugly
Person 2: No you dugong

by Churdo February 18, 2021

Dugong

An overweight female who remarkably resembles a the endangered freshwater mammal of the same name (also known as a "manatee" or "sea-cow.") Although the term can be loosely applied at any given time, it is most appropriately used when viewing overweight females at the pool, beach, etc...

Call PETA, somebody's keeping a Dugong in their pool.

by BlickaB May 25, 2009