Never be

1. The act or appearance of not amounting to anything in life.

2. The act or appearance of not caring what others think of you.

3. Having extreamly high self-esteem while lacking public dignity.

Look over there. That really fat chick with the light blue skirt, lime green tank top, and those hot pink tights..... NEVER BE!!

by Nvrbhntr December 29, 2009

never be like holmsy

darby kelly

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy

by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016

never be like

statement that someone won't be in a relationships ever again.

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, i'll never be like...

by yunglilposer April 21, 2020

never be like

It's the statement that means that someone won't be in a relationships ever again

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, it sucks, i will never be like :(

by yunglilposer April 21, 2020

never be a furry day

On December 12 Anyone who is told that they cant be a furry will never be a furry ever again no matter what

1: Hey man its never be a furry day
2: Oh thanks i almost forgot well happy never be a furry day
1: Thanks we will never be furries

by A_thing November 24, 2021

a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010