Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?
John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.
Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is NELB."
A gnome trophy you get after beating up a guy named Kyle Buck. He steals underpants from girls when he goes to parties and wears them on his head. They don't speak english, but they have some gibberish language and scream when they run around. They absolutly do NOT like turd burglars!
Nelbin cannot take a crap in public places because of his fear of turd burglars
nelbi’s are usually very out going people, they love animals and friends but most of all they love their family. Nelbi’s have very bad anger problems and attitude problems they are good at rugby and singing, nelbi’s are meant to be the worlds best brothers but they yet to succeed,everyone needs a nelbi in their life they are so funny and annoying but you’ll love it
“hey look its nelbi”
“yeah he’s so cool and funny everyone loves him”
He is weird but cool and annoying at the same time. But ngl alot of people like him cause of his stupid personality (just kidding his nice personality kinda-),even thougt he is ugly and short af. And he is meant to be a coder at the future or anything that include technology
The biggest fucking slut in the world. Also known as Nelabizzle, Nelbellzer, Nelie, FoodWhore, and just plain bitch. Entices men with her asian goodness and dumps them for kicks. She's been known to be a bit nasty under the sheets. Watch ye privates.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."