NEETS 

An acronym for 'North East Enduro Tour Series'. A racing series dedicated to endurance races by stock cars, with a race schedule revolving around holidays. A very popular racing division and rapidly growing in the PA area. Also associated with the 'Holiday Stock Car Series'.

NEETS is the future of Enduro Racing.

The most fun you'll have in the front seat of a car is at a NEETS race.

NEETS by Joe Cutri July 16, 2008

neets 

Fantastic unreal tournament player.

Also fab all round lady

my god thats neets.........n-e-e-t-s

neets by dainty dane February 19, 2003

Neets 

a yob

God Neets your such a yob...

Neets by Wizzybug January 31, 2009

neets 

a joint word made up of nice and teets.

That girl has some neets!!

neets by william/steve May 9, 2011

burden a neets 

A person who has Lice in their hair or in the genital area, neets.

Go and wash yourself you Filthy bastard, you are covered in neets from country folk. You caught neets from the toon hoors. Burden a neets.

burden a neets by Snoters December 27, 2017

NEETbux 

NEETbux refers to a form of social welfare (e.g. unemployement, social security), given to NEETs. A NEET is a sociological term which refers to those "not in education, employment, or training). It is a satirical term, often using on internet forums such as 4chan and reddit.

Im going downtown to pick up some NEETbux today.

I've been living in my mom's basement for the past 5 years, I think its time to me some NEETbux.

NEETbux by swammer June 7, 2018

Neeshfest 

A large, organised party, without security, involving mayhem. Involves smashing of plates, collapsing of curtain rails, and general destructive, mad behaviour.

The original party, held at Aneesh's, hence the name Neeshfest. Reached page 3 of the London Evening Standard. Took place on the 30th of January, 2010.

Neeshfest by Homewrecker300110 September 17, 2010