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Yo bro when ScoMo got elected he said he would fix this Ndis shit. But he just another full of shit politician.
ndis by HonestD00d June 25, 2019
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Noun.

What's used by the Australian government to prop a leg up on a dodgy budget to pretend that they will have a surplus.

Also, a place for not for profit charities to rip off their workers and give their chairpeople 6 figure bonuses.
Hey... I've run out of money again.. Can you just skim a little NDIS again off the top?
NDIS by HonestD00d November 20, 2020
Related Words

Ndishishi 

Ndishishi is Oshiwambo name that is given to cute yung pwetty little thugs
Guy1: Who's that yung pwetty little thug?
Guy2: I don't know but I know for sure that his name is Ndishishi, I mean look at how pwetty he is
Guy1: Makes sense

ndiswrapper 

The most annoying mother fucking thing to set up for linux if no one knows about version 1.2 for broadcom.
ME: How do I set up my wireless broadcom 802.11 b/g network adapter card on Knoppix?

irc.freenode.net: Uhh.. I don't think you can do that with broadcom...
ndiswrapper by Kamisama September 6, 2005

hardstepp'ndiscofunk 

Hard beat, kinda funky disco sound style of house muzik!
There aint one man its more about the groove brother!
hardstepp'ndiscofunk by Samski March 12, 2003
why’d you search this, it has no meaning stupid.
you are dumb for searching ndisbss cause it has no meaning whatsoever
ndisbss by idiotdummy September 13, 2020
A loving loyal down to earth hot guy.
His vibe is the realest ,he's funny asf and is like a magnet to ladies.
Smart and mature.
Has the cutest vibe.
"Ndiso is a hot guy"
ndiso by Ongwelo November 24, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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