nco speak

When Non-Commissioned Officers of a military service make up words to sound educated, even though they clearly lack any sophisticated language skills.

This includes terminology such as Irregardless, which is now so mainstream that it appears in Merriam-Webster's dictionary despite the "Ir-" prefix acting as a negation, so the definition shifts to "not regardless" creating helpless confusion among any that actually know how to use English when this particular atrocity is used.

"Irregardless, you need to get that done, Private."

"I'm sorry, I'm an English major so I don't understand your NCO Speak."

nco speak by TheSpecialist October 16, 2013

The Senior NCO 

When you get a man in the mood and confirm he has a raging hard-on, then swipe his phone quickly and call his grandparents on speakerphone. He then has to talk to his grandma/grandpa with a boner.

"I can't call my Papa Ortiz back after that ol' homeless lady gave me The Senior NCO!"

The Senior NCO by Lady Wordsmith May 18, 2020

Ncosi

Don't like friends and very ignorant

Ncosi hate ppl

Ncosi by Ncosi November 20, 2023

Team NCOSR 

Team Not Catholic or Social Retarded... Had to be there moment

Go Team NCOSR!

Team NCOSR by EmmettLuvr1935 March 29, 2010