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NALB 

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No alcohol left behind
Person one: Hey bro, what are you doing? Person 2: leaving. Didn't you you say you were ready to leave? Person 1: yeah, but not until you finish that beer. NALB, bro!!!
NALB by Baron of ka September 3, 2011
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NALBTWF 

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not actually laughing but that was funny. instead of "lol" when you aren't really laughing, use nalbtwf. It just makes more sense.

(term created by E. Warshof and E. Wend)
boy: why did the chicken cross the road? Girl: why? Boy: to get to the other side! Girl: NALBTWF
NALBTWF by Mr. Philys November 14, 2011
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nalbino64 • nalbtwf • NALB • nalba • Nalbandi P • Nalbandium • NALBONER • nalbuphine • nalbys • Philly Nalbone

Philly Nalbone 

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the act of plunging one's erect penis into a nalgene full of warm cheese wiz and/or Philadelphila cream cheese
Since my girlfriend was out of town a Philadelphia Snowplow wasn't in the cards so I decided to treat myself to a Philly Nalbone instead.
Philly Nalbone by sillyphilly July 23, 2015
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nalbtwf 

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Not Actually Laughing But That Was Funny. Its basically saying lol, but you aren't actually laughing
Sheryl: My mom just fell on a orange peel
Liz: lol!

Dwayne: nalbtwf
nalbtwf by dinosaurnoises1231 November 13, 2011
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Nalbandium 

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the state of pandemonium suffered by those watching Argentine tennis player David Nalbandian.
Kathleen got so upset watching David Nalbandian that she went into a state of Nalbandium and could not speak or express herself correctly.
Nalbandium by Shaunfest February 3, 2012
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nalbys 

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If you meet this guy, he's the hottest fucking dude ever, he acts tough but is pretty soft. Hes probably a gamer that plays sports and hates school. But frfr, when tf will you ever meet a Nalby, you would have to be pretty important if you meet his standards.
Damn nalbys want to go skateboarding?
nalbys by Cryptedx November 16, 2020
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Philly Nalbone 

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The act of plunging one's erect penis into a Nalgene full of warm cheese wiz and/or Philadelphia cream cheese.
My girlfriend was out of town this weekend so instead of engaging in our usual Philadelphia Snowplow I had to resort to the ole Philly Nalbone.
Philly Nalbone by sillyphilly August 2, 2015
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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