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N0valyfe is the username of the best player to ever playRunescape. Often compared with Zezima the current #1 on the high scores (December 13th 2007), N0valyfe started playing 2 years after Zezima, and still passed him in total experiance and levels, afterwhich retired from the game. To this day he still has the 4th highest experiance total of over 730million. Many rumors are about that say he is a 40 year old man or even a woman, but in reality he is a Male Named Jordan and is not nearly that old.
player1: Zezima is unpassable!
player2: N0valyfe did it in less than half the time zezima's been playing.
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N0valyfe is one of the top rated Runescape players.
N0valyfe by John Yanez July 29, 2008
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Not much known, but he/she was right behind Zezima for a while, then was #1 for a couple days, but ATM, is ranked 36. He/she maxed out cooking and fletching, and is ranked 2 in both.
N0valyfe's hunting lvl isn't even ranked. Probably quit rs.
n0valyfe by WeAllHate Z December 3, 2006
N0valyfe is number 2 in the runescape high scores along with zezima. Not much is known about him/her. when the new construction skill came out he/she beat zezima to lvl 99. yet when zezima got there he/she was back in first. I do not know how this happened or why JagEx put zezima back at the top.
person1: Zezima owns all you noobs.
person2: NO N0VALYFE OWNS.
Person3: how about you all shut up and finish fishing, they could kick both your asses
n0valyfe by Xerozemus October 28, 2006
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026