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N0valyfe is the username of the best player to ever playRunescape. Often compared with Zezima the current #1 on the high scores (December 13th 2007), N0valyfe started playing 2 years after Zezima, and still passed him in total experiance and levels, afterwhich retired from the game. To this day he still has the 4th highest experiance total of over 730million. Many rumors are about that say he is a 40 year old man or even a woman, but in reality he is a Male Named Jordan and is not nearly that old.
player1: Zezima is unpassable!
player2: N0valyfe did it in less than half the time zezima's been playing.
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N0valyfe is one of the top rated Runescape players.
N0valyfe by John Yanez July 29, 2008
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Not much known, but he/she was right behind Zezima for a while, then was #1 for a couple days, but ATM, is ranked 36. He/she maxed out cooking and fletching, and is ranked 2 in both.
N0valyfe's hunting lvl isn't even ranked. Probably quit rs.
n0valyfe by WeAllHate Z December 3, 2006
N0valyfe is number 2 in the runescape high scores along with zezima. Not much is known about him/her. when the new construction skill came out he/she beat zezima to lvl 99. yet when zezima got there he/she was back in first. I do not know how this happened or why JagEx put zezima back at the top.
person1: Zezima owns all you noobs.
person2: NO N0VALYFE OWNS.
Person3: how about you all shut up and finish fishing, they could kick both your asses
n0valyfe by Xerozemus October 28, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026