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N0valyfe is the username of the best player to ever playRunescape. Often compared with Zezima the current #1 on the high scores (December 13th 2007), N0valyfe started playing 2 years after Zezima, and still passed him in total experiance and levels, afterwhich retired from the game. To this day he still has the 4th highest experiance total of over 730million. Many rumors are about that say he is a 40 year old man or even a woman, but in reality he is a Male Named Jordan and is not nearly that old.
player1: Zezima is unpassable!
player2: N0valyfe did it in less than half the time zezima's been playing.
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N0valyfe is one of the top rated Runescape players.
N0valyfe by John Yanez July 29, 2008
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Not much known, but he/she was right behind Zezima for a while, then was #1 for a couple days, but ATM, is ranked 36. He/she maxed out cooking and fletching, and is ranked 2 in both.
N0valyfe's hunting lvl isn't even ranked. Probably quit rs.
n0valyfe by WeAllHate Z December 3, 2006
N0valyfe is number 2 in the runescape high scores along with zezima. Not much is known about him/her. when the new construction skill came out he/she beat zezima to lvl 99. yet when zezima got there he/she was back in first. I do not know how this happened or why JagEx put zezima back at the top.
person1: Zezima owns all you noobs.
person2: NO N0VALYFE OWNS.
Person3: how about you all shut up and finish fishing, they could kick both your asses
n0valyfe by Xerozemus October 28, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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