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N I by Max_t November 5, 2021

N.I. double Guh ER 

The cause for all the noise outside of your shack on a blustery night. You may have originally thought it was Jeffélumps and Joozles coming to steal your honey but it was just a N.I. double Guh ER
Pooh: "Who are you?"
Nigger: "I'm Nigger! N.I. double Guh ER!"
Pooh: "What's a Nigger?"
Nigger (While looking into the camera): "Well he asked for it!"
Girl: "Dude, what do you think you're doing?!?!?!?!? N.I.T.B.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
N.I.T.B. by broad nation December 20, 2009

N.I.N.J.A.

No Income, No Job or Assets. A brave urban warrior who roams the city streets and job queues in search of the next quest. Perhaps some nice shoes, with laces or a delicious hot dog with extra relish and cheese.

Can be found:
- with a tie around his forehead, warrior style, at his last corporate drinks before being let go. All thanks to that cute girl in accounts, a crab, the photocopier and the C.C.T.V.
- At a lucrative poker game, enacting an opera whilst generously donating their car to a small village, community college or pimp.
- Collecting spare change to seek revenge for a blood oath.
Man I almost feel sorry for Jack. The man has become a bloody N.I.N.J.A. since the whole bleach 'accident'.
N.I.N.J.A. by Matt_Decker May 7, 2008
A Black Sabbath song from their first album. The Abbreviation is often misinterpreted as "Nativity In Black," but instead was simply what the band called their guitarist's goatee at the time.
N.I.B is one of my favorite Black Sabbath songs.
N.I.B by Puggenton January 11, 2011

N.I.G.G.A. 

noun: Never Ignorant Getting Goals Accomplished
"When I say N.I.G.G.A. it is not the N.I.G.G.A. that we're grown to fear, it is not the N.I.G.G.A. to which we say has no meaning, but to me, it means Never Ignorant Getting Goals Accomplished, N.I.G.G.A. (Tupac Shakur)
N.I.G.G.A. by Snoop Dogg September 24, 2003
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