N.A.R.P.

Acronym. Stands for:

Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person

just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.

Jon: yo Matt, look at Chung Choi, he runs a ten minute mile.

Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.

Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude

Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!

Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.

by Folenator May 30, 2011

N.A.R.P.

Not A Real Person
when you feel like crap all day from a hangover

when you're having a really lazy day

"Hey Judy. What are you doing today?"
"I don't know probably just N.A.R.P. around all day and watch Netflix"

by mims1417 March 16, 2015

N.A.R.P.

–noun

1. A party you are going to.

Hey, you are going to an N.A.R.P., asshole.

by itemforty October 30, 2007

N.A.R.P

Non-Athlete Regular Person

This dude was such a N.A.R.P he thought he was good at lax today...
I know bro..total N.A.R.P

by notanarp May 04, 2010

N.A.R.P

acronym that stands for- not a real person, as in a person who displays qualities and/or engages in behavior that is seemingly not real

person 1: "Hey did you know my friend is a former model and she graduated with degrees in slavic language and biomedical engineering? She just got her PhD/MD from Harvard and is now fixing baby orphans in Africa."

person 2: "totes a N.A.R.P"

by narptastic April 28, 2010

N.A.R.P

This word stands for Non Athletic Regular Person

Zach is such a N.A.R.P

by ben_bell_01 April 19, 2014