N.A.R.P. 

Acronym. Stands for:

Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person

just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.

Jon: yo Matt, look at Chung Choi, he runs a ten minute mile.

Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.

Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude

Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!

Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.

N.A.R.P. by Folenator October 27, 2011

N.A.R.P. 

Not A Real Person
when you feel like crap all day from a hangover

when you're having a really lazy day

"Hey Judy. What are you doing today?"
"I don't know probably just N.A.R.P. around all day and watch Netflix"

N.A.R.P. by mims1417 March 15, 2015

N.A.R.P. 

–noun

1. A party you are going to.

Hey, you are going to an N.A.R.P., asshole.

N.A.R.P. by itemforty November 17, 2007

N.A.R.P 

Non-Athlete Regular Person

This dude was such a N.A.R.P he thought he was good at lax today...
I know bro..total N.A.R.P

N.A.R.P by notanarp May 3, 2010

N.A.R.P 

acronym that stands for- not a real person, as in a person who displays qualities and/or engages in behavior that is seemingly not real

person 1: "Hey did you know my friend is a former model and she graduated with degrees in slavic language and biomedical engineering? She just got her PhD/MD from Harvard and is now fixing baby orphans in Africa."

person 2: "totes a N.A.R.P"

N.A.R.P by narptastic April 28, 2010

N.A.R.P 

This word stands for Non Athletic Regular Person

Zach is such a N.A.R.P

N.A.R.P by ben_bell_01 April 19, 2014

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019