Myter

The Thing that pushes someone of something into obeasity.

I'm pretty skinny, but that chocolate cake will be my Myter!

by Jimmy Fagoon September 9, 2006

male bovine fecal material

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021

heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

by jpg3 April 3, 2015

Boyfriend material

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.

Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

by Afoxofflames April 22, 2017

odi u tri picke materine

Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.

"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."

by willmst July 13, 2014

Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

blackout material

Meaning you are planning on getting really f*cked up. Something you would say in the afternoon if you are planning on getting blackout drunk later that evening.

This has been a long week. Tonight, I'm definitely gonna be blackout material.

by ndvikings June 6, 2011