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myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020
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mykiaren • mykiah • Mykia • Mykiaha • mykiahra • mykial • myka • Mykah • myia • myiah
Myriam is a funny girl who has an uncontrollable laugh. She gets jealous easily when it comes to seeing her bestfriend hanging out with someone else. Her jealousy is because she loves her bestfriends and she cares for them. Very beautiful girl and loyal. She's very sensitive and gets sad easily but she's a very happy girl. If you ever find a Myriam keep her in your life and don't let go because you will regret it because you'll never find someone like her.
woah is that Myriam?! Wow very beautiful isn't she?
Myriam by Daniel A.. May 31, 2018
A very passionate and loyal woman. A Myka always imagines the best for everyone. The law of kindness resides within her and she is highly intelligent. She has great character and is seriously attractive in the flesh.
Wow! Bro, did you see that girl Myka?
Yea! Fortunately I got to meet her!
Myka by FORACROULTRASOPH April 7, 2015
Myia is a charming, beautiful girl with an irresistible smile. She is a fiery warrior at heart but might be soft-spoken when you first meet her. Myia is an artist, a creator. She's always busy with something, and loves the outdoors. She is honest and steadfast in her beliefs. Myia loves people who are true to her and make things interesting. All guys might not see Myia's true value because she is a bit different at first glance than most other women. Those many other men who see her for the special girl she is will try to swoon her, usually without success. Because of this, other girls envy Myia, but she knows her self worth and is always looking for the right person to share her wonderful outlook on life with.
Girl1: Hey, how do you say that new girls name?
Girl2: It's My-uh.
Girl1: Oh crap, a Myia??
Guy: Who, Myia, the new girl?! She's awesome!
Myia by WillowPen August 25, 2012
She is an boss ass bitch that will slay you in 2.5 seconds she tryna to please everyone but everyone always does her wrong , but she always bounces back from it , and it doesn't bother her if she has to lose a couple of friends along the way she is very confident and a beautiful girl and she has her own sense of style. Nobody tell her what to do she make her own decisions she is commonly call a "savage"
Mykaela is a kind hearted and loveable person. She is beautiful inside and out and has some of the best hair in the world. She has a great sense of humour and is also a greater rapper. Mykaela has an amazing personality and always puts others before her and is great to have a good convo with. She is perfect.
Mykaela is the most perfect person in the world
Mykaela by s0me0newh0like5y0u December 4, 2018
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