MyTeam 

A term used to describe a strange, weird-looking, awkward person, place, or thing. The goal is to call as many weird looking people, places, or things as possible. The most interesting team wins, but of course it never end!

For example:

You spot a strangly dressed individual.

"Myteam!"

MyTeam by tinabobina21 July 10, 2009

Mysteam

The most recent update to steam, which has a newly added "Edit Steam ID" where you can put personal information about yourself. Much like Myspace.

I hate this new mysteam shit

Mysteam by S.A.M.^KFJ October 3, 2007

MY TEAM YOUR TEAM 

when walking down the street with a friend, and you see someone who is particularly interesting (hot, ugly, enormous, weird),
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)

(man with purple pants, bright red shit, 12 piercings on his face alone, and blue hair walks by and you see is time to play MY TEAM YOUR TEAM)
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"

MY TEAM YOUR TEAM by Yourllneverknow January 30, 2008

mytam 

a headass who gets triggered by the number 9 and hates white people, but always goes for germans

Mytam needs mental help.

mytam by jems8192 February 19, 2017

My team 

This is basically a new definition of the words "My Team". Its a saying you use when you come across a fit person whether it being just a glance on the street or you know the person, but you call that 'fit person' your team. On the other hand, if you see a person that is soooo NOT your team..such as an ugly person.. then you say "Your team" implying that person is on for example your friends team. Can work with women also.

The Rules state that the first person to call that person 'their team' rightly owns that person on their team for that game of "my team"

*Sees fit girl* "Whoaaah My Team!"
*Sees ugly and fat girl* "Defo your team mate"

My team by Hayley and Jemma June 2, 2008

MYTHAMPHETAMINE

A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. Mythamphetamine, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except mythamphetamine has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, mythamphetamine comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.

Aka: myth, nope, bunk, cheetah, safety dope

"This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its mythamphetamine. I want my money back for this cheetah."
methamphetamine meth nope bunk cheetah safety dope speed shit crystal myth tweak tweaker spun ducky woo woo

MYTHAMPHETAMINE by TrojanInDebt January 24, 2011

mytearsric0ch3t 

someone who’s literally so lovely. comforting content <3 wanna be their friend(in a cool way)

when describing someone that makes your day better: you’re a mytearsric0ch3t

mytearsric0ch3t by arabella<3 June 14, 2021