My Woman 

The woman that is yours heart, mind, body and soul. You love her and she loves you. No matter what happens you will always be together. There is no woman that can make you feel the way that she does.

My woman loves me, thinks of me, and has lustful thoughts of me all day long.

My Woman by T.AlwaysB4U January 19, 2009

my woman 

The good girl who stands by your side no matter what stupid shit you do up to and including fucking other bitches.

"C'mon baby. Let me hit this shit before my woman gets back wit the kids."

my woman by ole girl September 27, 2009

My kind of woman 

My kind of woman

A beautiful song Jack sings to his soul mate Heather.

You’re my, my, my, my kind of woman

My kind of woman by Foreverx June 20, 2018

woman of my dreams 

A woman who has the beliefs, habits, personality, career, and aspirations that you do; or, at least doesn't go against your beliefs, habits, personality etc. A woman who can make you happy as a man and be a blast to be around.

I met a woman at a party last night. She was the woman of my dreams and I can't wait to meet her again.

woman of my dreams by Bellaisa Filippis October 22, 2013

my kind of woman 

one of the cutest and sweetest love songs to ever exist tbh

person a: hey what’s ur fav song??
person b: it’s my kind of woman by mac demarco !!! u should totally check it out :]

my kind of woman by finnholic February 24, 2023

Shut up woman, get on my horse. 

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

Shut up woman, get on my horse. by zfrantz December 3, 2009

shut up woman get on my horse

A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!

- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

shut up woman get on my horse by horselicker666 November 8, 2010