MY LEGS
MY LEGS by itslitdude November 4, 2015
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my legs hurt
my legs hurt by Yollanda April 13, 2007
My legs just divorced
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
My legs just divorced by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024
shaved my legs for nothing
shaved my legs for nothing by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008
My balls are sticking to my legs
A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
My balls are sticking to my legs by Nutthead June 21, 2010
that thing between my legs
that thing between my legs by NerdyBulbasaur December 26, 2016
till my legs break
till my legs break by realdelusionalshi March 16, 2023
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