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S.O.F (Sit On My Face) 

When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.
When you going to S.O.F (Sit On My Face) ma ?
S.O.F (Sit On My Face) by Rugah October 12, 2011
Short for " There's Rice on my Fry ".
A random exclaimation of disgust, when no other phrase is suitable.

S on my F 

Sit on my Face. To remove panties and sit on anothers face. Usually a sexual favor. The half 69-er!
MMm Girl! S on my F

Girl i would love to !

*sexy dance*
S on my F by Alexus Slevonik March 14, 2011

d-in' my f 

pronounced "dee-ing my eff", as one would pronounce the letters "d" and "f". used to shorten the phrase "dicking my f-ck", which means to screw someone over.
scene is as such: you're trying to turn left in the left-turn only lane, and the guy in front of you is trying to get over to keep going straight, but traffic won't allow him in, so you're stuck behind him with no way of doing anything because the idiot isn't moving at all.
"ahhhh quit d-in' my f!"
alternately, try "don't d my f, south carolina!" (reffering to license plate)
d-in' my f by matt gauck January 20, 2007
"Rape my face" Much like s on my f (sit on my face) r my f is more demanding and intense. (and just better)

To forcibly demand someone to sit on your face.
That girl is so hot, I WANT her to r my f.
r my f by Hannah Raven August 3, 2011

Damn Look At My F Forehead 

Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Mike: Hey Daniel
Daniel: What?
Mike: Look at yo forehead bro
Daniel: What about it?
Mike: It do be humongous though
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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