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visualize my asshole 

The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.
Why don’t you visualize my asshole?

Visualize my asshole! 

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.

My Asshole 

a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time
so you are eating my asshole tonight?
My Asshole by The Asshole God September 30, 2019

Moths In My Asshole 

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.
"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-

finger in my asshole 

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."

My asshole 

BBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG
My asshole is the blackhole🍑🍑🍑
My asshole by SiekierAmotyka12 October 17, 2019