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My squishy

When someone says I love you, you're my squishy...meaning I love you more
My squishy by Beeb_s March 31, 2021

you're my squishy 

What you say to the one girl who makes you feel better than you have ever felt before
"Hey Mackenzie"

"Yes?"

"You're my Squishy"

(She Smiles)
you're my squishy by AJCOOKY December 15, 2018

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.
I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

squish my patty 

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.
Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?
squish my patty by Bookiller February 2, 2018

McSquishy 

Anything in general from McDonalds that is unusually squishy, or something that squishes from McDonalds.
I just had some McSquishy fries, not Wendy's.

Damn, this is one McSquishy burger...
McSquishy by NebNoswarts May 5, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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