My Shorty

My girl! Your girlfriend!

That's my shorty! The hot ass girl is my shorty!

by fresh boy! November 25, 2016

eat my short

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s

Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short

by cinderll44 September 28, 2015

I apologize for all my shortcomings

The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"

"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial

by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016

Oh my lordy, shordy!

A phrase used when you are dissatisfied with the behavior of your shordy.

Shordy: *cheats*
Guy: Oh my lordy, shordy!

by Statikk September 18, 2018