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My Mummy

My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.
by MrMystick June 22, 2019
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I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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Are you my mommy?

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.
You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"
by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009
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my mommy

I would like to help my mommy with her homework.
by Imanangrybird November 12, 2017
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My mommy said

The best insult in the world
My mommy said I’m cooler”
Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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Mamamoo is my mummyyyyy

Mamamoo is my mummyyyyy
Mamamoo is my mummyyyyy
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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sucking my mommy dick

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.
step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick
by ik im weird March 1, 2022
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