My Life Is The Worst

An expression used when encountering a small inconvenience, or a life-changing catastrophe.

A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."

A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."

by BladeBronco December 3, 2012