Muttwank

Shitheadboyfrienddickhead sneakadulterergoes with other women

Muttwank: some guy who is so low you even your dog deserves better!

by Yo Cornish pasty May 24, 2018

muttwakil

Muttwakil a baby name meaning faithful in the Lord

We shall name the baby muttwakil

by Tuticutie April 21, 2019

muttwang

Something or someone so mind numbingly pointless and shit that it makes your insides burn with anger and the desire to kill.

"This is a right muttwang"
"You really are a muttwang"

by phreak March 10, 2005