muttwang 

Something or someone so mind numbingly pointless and shit that it makes your insides burn with anger and the desire to kill.

"This is a right muttwang"
"You really are a muttwang"

muttwang by phreak March 10, 2005

Muttdang 

Two meanings...

1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!

2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!

Oh man, her muttdang!!! (It stinks/it’s gross)
Damn my friend her muttdang! (It’s awesome, picture perfect)

Muttdang by Kychellebec June 1, 2019

Muttdang 

Two meanings...

1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!

2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!

Peewwww her Muttdang! (It’s stinky)

Oh hell yeah her Muttdang! (It’s awesome)

Muttdang by Kychellebec June 1, 2019

Muttwank 

Shitheadboyfrienddickhead sneakadulterergoes with other women

Muttwank: some guy who is so low you even your dog deserves better!

Muttwank by Yo Cornish pasty May 24, 2018

Muttdang 

Two meanings...

1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!

2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!

Oh man, her muttdang!!! (It stinks/it’s gross)
Damn my friend her muttdang! (It’s awesome, picture perfect)

Muttdang by Kychellebec June 2, 2019