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Muttontown, NY 

A small village in Long Island, NY about 25 minutes away from NYC with an incredible amount of wealth. Historically home to some of New York's most affluent families, Muttontown is a classic example of a "Gold Coast" enclave. It is now a mixture of old and new money, with some of the douchiest kids on Long Island hailing largely from the latter. With only 1000 households and 920 families, this tight community has an exclusive, elite vibe that and tends to shelter itself from the neighboring middle class towns of Syosset and Jericho. Everyone's mother is actively involved in local village politics, which could honestly have its own Netflix original series. The Muttontown Police Department flaunts Audi R8 squad cars, as their only real purpose is stopping spoiled kids from racing their new turbocharged BMW M5's down 106. Muttontown isn't a bad place to live, just know what you're getting into before taking out a heavy mortgage on that $3 million mansion with a horse farm.
Muttontown, NY, the place to be if you would love expensive divorce settlements, constantly one upping your neighbors, and sending your kids to the University of Michigan.
Muttontown, NY by guru69 January 14, 2015

muttonous 

(adj.)- pertaining to mutton chops
Joe: Check out that guy's sideburns!
Bennett: Those chops are straight up muttonous!
muttonous by benny illsman March 29, 2005

muttonhole

Intentionally wearing a shirt that is so tight your body can be seen through the gaps between the button holes
That dude's shirt has some serious muttonhole
muttonhole by Pseudokev July 8, 2022

Muttonbuster

A muttonbuster is a combination of rodeo whiskey (preferably Pendleton) mixed with your childhood favorite root beer (preferably Mug) on ice. Invented by a cowpoke from Oakdale, CA named Mike Brazil. So next time you're throwing back some fine rodeo whiskey and want to mix in some childhood root beer memories then saddle up partner, it's muttonbustin time!
Make me a muttonbuster, its muttonbustin time!
Muttonbuster by JLMB May 23, 2026

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026