mutler

A Primate servant known more formally as a mutler.

Queen:-Charles get the mutler to bring me some tea.
Charles:-Mutler get the queen some tea
Mutler:-*A variety of monkey noises that make no sence to us*
But im sure if we could understand him...it would have gone like this
Mutler:-Get Your own Damn Tea!

by Surferrdude February 22, 2008

The cutler mutler

When you're receiving oral pleasures and your partner aggressively removes hair from your Gooch while smiling up at you.

My wife got mad at me and gave me a the cutler mutler I was furious.

by Hur2342 November 5, 2020

Mutler

The pubic hair on a woman that is shaped into a square resembling Hitler’s mustache.

Dudeeee.... her landscaping reminded me of nazi Germany, it was totally a mutler!

by Disclose and Expose October 9, 2020