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Muther Hubbard

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
by kayeffsea April 11, 2019
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An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.
Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!
by strikethru November 4, 2004
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Mother Hubbard

1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.

Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.

2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.
I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.
by I.D. Eclare June 18, 2016
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old mother hubbard

When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.
"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."
by halibut12 February 16, 2009
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mother hubbard

headband: are you going to medicate?
CaliGuyMe: I'm mother hubbard I have not a thing in my cupboard.
by tetrahydroC September 10, 2011
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Mother Hubbard

Used by Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man
Alternative for saying 'mother f*****'
'You get out right now! that is an order!'
Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'
'did you hear wh-'
'Gwen, Gwen! You Mother Hubbard are you serious?'
by Spider-Man, Spider-Fan October 20, 2023
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old mother hubard

old mother hubard went to the cubboard to get her dog a bone but when she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
by your fly's open August 7, 2003
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