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Mutende is a nice guy who can’t swim
Mutende is a zambian guy
Mutende by Mutende November 26, 2019
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Muteness of the Eyes 

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.
Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

Chicken McTenders 

The act of performing anal sex with a chicken tender from McDonalds. This occurs when a man fucks a chicken tender from McDonalds and shoves the tender with the jizz from the man into the girl's mouth. The taste of your semen will probably make the woman menustrate so have a tender or penis ready to dip the tender into the ketchup.
I have no idea how we are still married after I gave her an order of the chicken McTenders.
Chicken McTenders by AN0SEater March 23, 2020
mtender ( also knwon as mtex) is a modren slut that everyone lovesssssssss ..... we wish her the best in life knowing that she wont make it far
" damn girl, you looking like a real (mtender )mtex today "
mtender by mercuryyyyyyyslay June 12, 2018

MutedNewt 

A guy with iPhone 13 pro and lot of other devices

Likes 91tech and gabiblocks dc servers
Has a cat

prefers androids to iOS but uses iPhone and iPad
MutedNewt hates macbooks and dosen’t see anything special in them
Loves priuses and he’s little bit of homophobe
u know mutednewt
That son on bi**h
MutedNewt by MutedNewt0 July 19, 2022
Sexy mfer with loads of friends infinite cash and rizz
Damn mtende looks hella fit today
mtende by Mtende September 20, 2022

murendeni 

He backed out of the fight, I told you he was a murendeni.
murendeni by Astroworld lawsuit April 29, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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