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Muszak

A survivor - usually known as a Holocaust surviver. A homosexual that enjoys sexual arousement through phone calls. Very sweet and loving, but can be aggressive (may punch you in the face if you upset them). Named after Paul Muszak, the first transgender that died of brain cancer.
"Hi i'm Muszak, I like dick"
by Dani81294 October 28, 2014
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Muszak

Ben touched me the other day, he’s being so Muszak
by MegaHawk June 11, 2019
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Mustakrakish

One of the main characters in Metalocalypse episode 4: Dethtroll.
A troll from the Finnish Necronomicon that dethklok awakens during an apology to Finland that turned into a concert. The act was unintentional, as they had found the song in an old Finnish book. The band was declaring the song the new Finnish national anthem. As the story unfolds, Mustakrakish can not be stopped by normal means, so Dethklok proceeds to write the first "soft death-metal" song ever to be written using medieval acoustic instruments. Mustakrakish is dozing off, when Murderface's "dethphone" rings. Mustakrakish wakes up, destroys the instruments, and all hope is lost. However, thanks to Murderface's short temper, he throws the phone in Mustakrakish's mouth, as he can not hear the person he is talking to and his call is lost. The pain from the spikes on the dethphone is too much for Mustakrakish, and he begins tearing out his own innards to get the device out of his system. He then proceeds to blow up, causing millions of dollars worth of damage to Finland.
Mustakrakish is t3h 4w350m3!!1!1!
by sk0t September 30, 2006
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Muzak

A brand of background music used in businesses. It is "scientifically" compiled of innocuous and insipid music that is calculated not to offend anyone. Selections are carefully calibrated to the demographics of the target audience so that every age, sex, and ethnic group will be equally unhappy and unsatisfied. it is designed to subliminally motivate shoppers to shop and to motivate workers to work.
After nine hours in the store listening to nothing but Muzak, Scotty was drooling and muttering to himself. The next morning he woke up screaming because of the muzak playing in his head.
by dogbreath34 September 29, 2015
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musak

1. Elevator music, produced by the musak corporation originally, it is now produced by a number of companies and played in stores, elevators, sex parlors, etc. to alter people's moods to be more submissive to the predominant mood of the area.

2. The most godawful thing you will ever hear.
dammit! Why do they always have to play this musak on the radio?
by t3kn0 April 6, 2004
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muzakhir

a. being intellectual
b. an intellectual being
I can't believe he answered number 4. The concept was highly complex. He must be Muzakhir.
by faithfyi July 28, 2011
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muzak

1. bland pre-recorded background music heard in elevators and other public places

2. any uninteresting music
I hate that muzak in the office.
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