1 definition by Dr. Chim Richles

any person who tries to grow a mustache but clearly shouldn't have even tried to start one in the first place.
James: Dude I'm thinking of trying to grow a mustache.
Phil: Sounds like a mustake to me.

Dad: Why do Ginger kids always make mustakes.
by Dr. Chim Richles November 4, 2009
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