Mustach 

Tuft hair above the upper lip and below the nose. Usually longer than the rest of the hair on the face and he has no goatee only a mustach.

Stephen has a mustach that he like to gel up.

Mustach by Nvode November 27, 2004

mustach ride 

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

mustach ride by jay March 18, 2005

monopoly mustach 

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

monopoly mustach by stackattack January 2, 2011

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas

"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014

mustache cash stash 

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

mustache cash stash by Louiloui September 17, 2013