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When a dude slaps his dick in a chics face and leaves a mushroom imprint.
by Terri March 02, 2004
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Being kept in the dark and fed bullshit.
Andrew is getting mushroomed at work, they won't ever give him an honest answer about anything.
by fizux May 14, 2021
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