Mushroom Mic

The male organ often recognized as the penis. Webster didn't know shit so he called it a penis. Can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.

Maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic bitch, cause im not listening.

Suck my m&m whore.

by (the) James May 4, 2008

Micro Mushroom

A really small penis.

This guy jay told me to suck his dick but I aint eating Micro Mushrooms

by Umbbro July 20, 2017

mushroomsicle

An exceptionally good tasting cock.

"That was one mushroomsicle that I'll be craving for a long time!" Said Kate after sucking Mike's penis.

by Crunk Mofo August 23, 2004