(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other
people, and the property of other
people due to excessive consumption of
alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.
Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.
"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my
bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the
couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you
don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."