Murpheh

A derg that gets pergent all the time because of FrasierYT

I FERKED MURPHEHS ASSHOLE! Screams frasierYT

by Funeh Derg October 6, 2023

murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

murpher

An extremely powerful weapon, or item of any kind. (such as rocket launchers in video games or laser cannons)

"your about to get bashed *Picks up rocket launcher*"
friend - "omg, you got the murpher : /"

by Pew November 11, 2007

Murphetti

(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.

"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."

by MiikSilz December 15, 2016

murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.

lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills

by ego-chimp September 30, 2005

murph, murphed, murphing

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

dirty murphed

when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.

"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"

"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"

by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 3, 2013